Tacos

A meal consisting of several ingredients mixed together and wrapped or folded within a flour or corn based shell. The main ingredient is some sort of meat, usually horded from the tender innards of cows or chickens, which are first boiled and then fried. The meats are placed haphazardly in the shell of either the soft or crunchy version of the taco and topped with absurd vegetables such as tomatoes, lettuce, or onions. Tacos also include cheese or a variation thereof. The SUPREME version also includes sour cream, which is a form of lactose that has expired and become “tangy”. Tacos are eaten in groups of three or more and are accompanied by an appalling beverage known as Pepsi. Tacos are interchangable with burritos, chimichangas, flautas, nachos, tortas, tostadas, and CrunchWrap Supremes. Do not confuse with the Mexican Pizza, which is neither Mexican, nor Pizza.