Tuesday

FOOD

Food, when said aloud, is never quite as enjoyable as the ingestion of the subject in question. In brief, food is any substance that one can and will consume in order to provide nourishment for the energy it takes to do things. While it is possible to withstand from the consumption of food, it is highly unlikely that one will continue survival without the sustenance that only food can provide. Some choose to avoid the process of eating food, and we refer to these individuals as fashion models. However, there is such an abundance of what is considered food that it is almost impossible to avoid.

Also discussed will be the world of beverages, also known as spirits (not to be confused with ghosts). Spirits, of course, are the intoxicating liquid forms of food, in that they are also ingested for sustenance, but are only properly used in times of partying—an activity involving laughter, dancing, and eventual voluntary nudity.

Food can be procured from a variety of sources--predominantly creatures--but also plants and minerals can be used for the purpose of food, though it is highly unpleasurable and not recommended. The foods found in this section are listed in no particular order or capacity.

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