Wednesday

Modems

*dial* Brrzzzzzzzz…..buuuhh eerrr err err RREEEOOOWWW……ding Congratulations you are now connected to the internet. Would you like *disconnected*

*dial* Brrrrzzzzzz….buuh eerr rr r r r qe@$^#%^#7.....ding
Welcome back to the internet. Would you like to view an image? Please check back in forty *disconnected*

*dial* Brrrzzzz….boo dooo dooop…If you would like to make a call, please hang up and dial again. Urrr uurrr urrrr. *disconnected*

*dial* Brrrrzzzzz… buuhh Rrrr RRR RR REEEOOOWWW DING!!! *Diconnected*
“WHOSE ON THE GOD DAMN PHONE? I HAVE TO CALL THE OFFICE!”

*dial* Brrrzzzz….DING!!!
“Time for dinner”
*disconnected*

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