Puppies

Watch where you step! Puppies literally could be anywhere without a trained eye or understanding. Puppies are born from dogs. The general type of dog does not matter. What matters is the dog’s gender and that gender has to be female. A female dog is fertilized by a male dog. This fertilization will cause puppies to start growing inside of her. After a gestation period of roughly 63 days puppies will start clawing and tearing their way out of their mother’s womb. Once one puppy has appeared ANOTHER might be on the way, so keep your guard up. These puppies are near genetic clones to the birth-mother and the bastard father who humped her at night and is now eating spaghetti with some other broad. They start covered in mucus that hardens into fur. This fur is designed to keep the puppies warm and safe. At first everything these puppies do will be cute. When they poop you will awe. When they pee you will giggle. After about eight months the puppies will cease being cute. That is why they lose the title puppy and become a dog.