Spirits, of course, are the intoxicating liquid forms of food, in that they are also ingested for sustenance, but are only properly used in times of partying—an activity involving laughter, dancing, and eventual voluntary nudity.Voluntary nudity can include spontaneous nudity, whereby one's becomes so inflamed with alcohol that one becomes infatuated with one's social popularity, and wishes to bare all in hopes of both gaining acceptance for one's natural treasures, as well as hoping for a spontaneous orgy. Voluntary nudity can also be a result of an implied volunteerism with a false "forced" aspect, such as is evidenced in a game of "strip poker". One volunteers to enter the contest, and thus gives implicit agreement that their own nudity could be a result, even if the traditionally desired goal is to see others in their nude state, and hopefully have it degenerate into a spontaneous orgy.
Involuntary nudity is the inverse of voluntary nudity. Examples of this can include "pantsing" by people who you thought were your friends (may or may not involve alcohol), faulty zippers on prom dresses, and being seen when you emerge from a cold creek while on a camping expedition ("shrinkage").
Nudity on the internet may be voluntary or involuntary, depending on whether or not it involves a live webcam in your dorm room at two a.m., or just pictures your ex promised he'd never show another soul but ended up posting on Photobucket when you broke up.
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